David Lettermen's Top Ten Perks Of Being A Member Of Team Rahal

David Lettermen's Top Ten Perks Of Being A Member Of Team Rahal
From The Home Office In Columbus, Ohio:
10. Speeding tickets no longer a problem thanks to special Merritt Parkway "testing permit".
9. If my car breaks down anywhere in the country, Bobby will personally come and tow it.
8. Empty methanol drums make great pool toys.
7. Now when I need pit pass, only have to suck up to myself.
6. For a change, get to be part of a team that's not in last place.
5. Thanks to Tony George, Indy 500 race day traffic jams no longer a problem.
4. Chance to have photo taken with IndyCar hunk Paul Page.
3. After each race, I get to check Bobby's helmet for hair.
2. If Bobby wraps up championship early in season, I get Herta's ride.
1. Finally, someone I can talk to about my half-shaft problems.